21 Terrific Comedic Cat Tweets for This Weekend Every Cat Pawrent Can Identify With

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Jan 18, 2025 12:00 PM EST

You know this feeling you just have to talk about your cat? Your cat doesn't have to be in a particularly funny or cute situation, they just need to exist in your general vicinity, and your brain goes like "I got to tell someone about this!" - and you agree? If you're a cat pawrent you 100% know what we're talking about. It's an urge shared by every cat pawrent on Earth, and would've been shared by cat pawrents on other planets as well if we were there. But we're not. Yet. (although, how cool would space cats be, right?)

Anyways, this urge to talk about your cat, yes? Every cat pawrent shares it, you're not alone. To see it's true all you have to do is have an internet connection and the ability to type the word "cat" in your chosen language. You just need to type "cat" in any place in the interwebs to see an endless amount of cat pawrents yapping about their cats. "Can't believe my cat did this" / "Does your cat do that?" / "Is this normal? Please tell me it's normal". We gathered some cat tweets from cat pawrents that any other cat pawrent can relate to. Enjoy the catfest that goes on below here.

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  • 01
    the moon's wife @bookishseawitch cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need
    via @bookishseawitch

  • Well, cats aren't wrong, though. No? They do seem to get this method working. Cats scream - they get treats. Cats scream - they get attention. Cats scream - they get you to leave them alone. Cats scream - they get whatever they want.

  • 02
    big worm enjoyer @bigb yderek Just found out that the grey cat i see all the time in my neighborhood is actually at least 4 separate identical cats. Went outside and they were all just vibin together. I'm big worm enjoyer @bigbyderek losin it Update:
    via @bigb***yderek
  • 03
    allie @thholyghost ever since i learned that cats sit on your chest and purr to try and heal you, i almost cry whenever my cat does that to me. he's my little healer. my magical triangle ear baby
    via @thholyghost
  • 04
    A fun part of having a black cat is occasionally accidentally talking to a crumpled up black T-shirt on the floor
    via @caats
  • 05
    Sorry, I can't come. My cat expects. me home at a certain time.
    via @caats
  • 06
    memes i wish i could tag my cat in - no buy mode @memesiwish He had been baked
    via @memesiwish
  • 07
    jon drake @DrakeGatsby Most of the time cats are like "meow" and that's pretty cool, but then sometimes they're like "brrrreow" which is just. Incredible. 10/10
    via @DrakeGatsby

  • All sounds cats make are just so precious. Does your cat “Meow”? Wow, incredible. Did your cat just “Purrrrt?" when you called their name? Amazing, splendid. Does your cat regularly go “Mrraw-waw”? Absolutely blissful.

  • 08
    they/themily @e_davishale cat ownership is hearing a single soft *clink* from across the house and yelling GET AWAY FROM THE BUTTER
    via @e_davishale
  • 09
    M. E. Gallegos @tolaughortolove I made the mistake of meeting one of my cat's demands and now he has more. 241
    via @tolaughortolove
  • 10
    Rachel @RachelNoise Just heard my husband in the kitchen telling our cat "You're not hungry, you're bored. Drink some water."
    via @RachelNoise
  • 11
    ynafori 1d + "cats are mean" i'm siding with the cat and deciding you're the problem 5.5K 25 915 ☑ Replies briancutterfilmmaker 8h HER+"cats are mean" because abusers can't gaslight a cat into liking them. This is what a cat acts like when you're not an abuser: 637
    via @ynafori
  • 12
    yourshadowtwin People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too.
    via @yourshadowtwin
  • 13
    chris melberger → @chrismelberger cancel my plans my cat just sat on me
    via @chrismelberger
  • 14
    Casey Grim @aCoupleofN3rds Me, asleep in bed: *slightly adjusts leg* My cats: the energy became incredibly hostile here? I'm just gonna go...would rather sleep on the couch than deal with ur disrespect.
    via @aCoupleofN3rds
  • 15
    mi-chan @norimin16 ah the privilege of owning a cat... how do u guys feel going home and there is a cat waiting for you... with their triangle ears and their meow meow..
    via @norimin16
  • 16
    no @zedonarrival huge news.. i've had chips for 5 years and this week she finally started sitting on my lap which i previously accepted she'd never do in her life
    via @zedonarrival
  • 17
    Haus of Decline @hausofdecline Dogs are cool because they're like a little dude with 10 IQ points. Cats are cool because you feel as if you've brokered a contract with a minor demon. www
    via @hausofdecline
  • 18
    innes @innesmck broadly i think you can categorise all cats into cats that think they are people, cats that know they are cats, and cats that will never know a single thing their entire lives
    via @innesmck
  • 19
    prokopetz I swear my cats have developed a division of labour when it comes to pestering me for stuff. One of them only bugs me about empty food bowls, and the other only bugs me about empty water bowls - never vice versa! prokopetz I have literally watched the cat who only asks for water run and fetch the other cat so she could give me h l about the food situation.
    via @prokopetz
  • 20
    pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
    via @caats
  • 21
    Punch Cat @PunchingCat 1h when i go out in public and the public is there:
    via @PunchingCat

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